Ethnic Elf

Ethnic Elf at The Bedroom Philosopher’s Christmas Residency

Ethnic Elf works as a roadie, assistant, heavy-lifter, delivery boy, child-minder and general problem-solver, often all at once. He is highly skilled in performing menial and degrading tasks. Currently, he is trying to make a name for himself in the music industry as a singer-songwriter, and has been known to break a few female hearts with his sad, tender serenades.

Ethnic Elf is always looking for work. In spite of his grim demeanour, he will not make trouble for you. Please contact Ethnic Elf if you have an unpleasant issue that needs attending to.

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